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They take me aboard their ship and perform cruel experiments on me, like feeling under my liver, making me drink cup after cup of hot, hot water, and forcing me to listen to polka albums performed by James Earl Jones.
They take me aboard their ship and perform cruel experiments on me, like calling above my elbow, making me drink cup after cup of hot, cancerous cough syrup, and forcing me to listen to polka albums performed by O.J. Simpson.
They take me aboard their ship and perform cruel experiments on me, like stretching below my head, making me drink cup after cup of hot, great soup, and forcing me to listen to polka albums performed by Will Smith.
Or a different story, this time with a Star Trek theme:
To optimize the artificial replicator would not be logical, because the metaphasic rotation would then reverse the modular frequency.
To replicate the short-range computer would not be logical, because the unstable replicator would then adjust the adaptive morphosis.
To nullify the anti transporter would not be logical, because the ionized particle would then decelerate the non-corporeal schism.
Treknobabble - Adapted from Pete Gontier's Treknobabble program. This dictionary file spews forth "technical babble of the sort commonly heard on various science fiction television series."
Dirty Rotten Dictionary - Definately not suitable for childeren, this dictionary yabbers about things that would make Godzilla blush.
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